In a shocking turn of events, students at Del Val were left bewildered when evidence emerged suggesting that their beloved English teacher, Mr. Smith, may not be of this world. Rumors began circulating after a few students claimed to have spotted Mr. Smith exhibiting peculiar behavior.
One student, who wished to remain anonymous, reported seeing him levitating his computer with his mind during a public speaking project. Another student swore she saw him communicating telepathically with a pigeon outside the classroom window.
“Just because I’m weird doesn’t mean I’m an alien,” said Smith. “I don’t know why you’re being so judgmental with me.”
This response made students even more suspicious with the overall clap-back he gave, leaving them with a curious response.
The conspiracy theory gained traction when a group of students discovered what appeared to be a spaceship that could turn into a car in the parking lot early on a Monday morning. Smith came forward about the allegation.
“Yes my car looks different than normal cars, it’s foreign,” said Smith.
Adding more to the fire, several students claimed to have intercepted mysterious radio signals emanating from behind his desk.
As the speculation surrounding Smith continues to escalate, one thing remains certain: whether he hails from a distant galaxy or simply possesses an unparalleled intellect and charisma, his impact on the students of Del Val is undeniable. Perhaps, in the end, it matters not from where he came, but rather the profound influence he leaves on his students.
But what do you think? Do you think Smith is an alien?
Taylor • Apr 1, 2024 at 3:18 am
100% alien behavior tbh