Since the beginning of time, high school students have been searching for ways to increase productivity and minimize stress. As of the 2025-26 school year, this has been accomplished all thanks to the Biomedical Academy.
Academy students discovered that cloning was the best method for students to maximize their productivity. The Biomedical team, led by biology teacher C.J. Inglin, was able to reach this innovation through various trials and experiments.
“We worked long hours to be able to develop this phenomenon,” Inglin said. “It’s truly unbelievable.”
The time where students struggle to keep up with school work and extracurricular activities is finally over and no longer a concern for Del Val. Cloning has allowed students to become more involved in clubs, sports and other school activities.
“I’m part of 21 clubs and play 31 sports,” freshman Sofia Sliver said. “I’m part of the pit for the musical. I also work nine part time jobs and volunteer at every food pantry in the area.”
This is possible because Sliver has cloned herself. One of her clones, Sophia Slyver, helps her with things like homework and studying for upcoming tests.
“I like helping Sofia,” Slyver said. “It’s so much fun.”
Sliver is just one example of how cloning has helped students become more productive. Cloning lets students be more efficient and minimizes the amount of opportunities that they miss out on.
Although this research began in 2024 and was confirmed by experts in January 2025, there is still unnecessary uncertainty following this discovery.
What skeptics don’t realize is that cloning is not only building up stronger students, but also building better citizens overall.
As the end of the school year approaches, it is evident that cloning has impacted Del Val in a positive way. Teachers and administrators have seen this all throughout the school.
“We’ve seen a great improvement in grades, and test scores have tremendously skyrocketed since cloning was permitted,” Director of Curriculum Tara Civitillo said. “In all my years, I have never seen anything like it.”
The change that cloning has brought to Del Val is greater than anything before. It has taken away the need to choose between activities or events since students can be in multiple places at once.
As with everything new, it will take time for everyone to see the grandness of cloning and how it will revolutionize society. However, cloning is necessary for students who want to expand their horizons.
